19 and a serial mocha drinker.
Everything that is written on here are my own words, and therefore true.
I am very sad to go to work at 6 tomorrow morning and not be able to lay in bed with Jordan, very very sad.
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I want to keep him in a small, gold plated box under my bed and tickle him every so often.
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I am aware that smoking is detrimental to your health, the government shoves it down my throat enough, and although I am aware of this fact- I am not going to stop. In fact I don’t really want to quit smoking. I like smoking after eating, whilst drinking alcohol and most definitely after sex.
I am not the only person that thinks this, many of us do, however, the part of the population that do not smoke must see themselves as some kind of ‘healthy living prophets’ and make it their god given duty to not-so-subtlely cough and stare whilst I enjoy a cigarette. If it upsets them to the point of making these grand gestures, they should move away, not stay put and make me feel awkward because I’m not putting it out for theirs or anyone else’s sake.
The smoking ban has given these anti-smoking nazi’s the ammunition to make the rest of us feel like outlaws. Apparently, you can get pulled over for smoking in your car now because it detracts from the attention you should be giving to the traffic on the road. Haven’t the police got anything better to do? The amount of people that get stabbed, shot or mugged in this country and people get fined for smoking a cigarette in what in essentially their property? Next they’ll pass a law making us cellotape our hands in the 10 and 2 positions, because not having your hands placed correctly on a steering wheel is a criminal offence too I suppose.
I propose that smokers everywhere come together, stick two fingers up to the ‘no smoking’ signs that restrict us and use them to spark up wherever we please. In bars, in restaurants and within 25 meters of shop doors. If we’re going to branded as criminals, we might as well act like criminals.
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This is one of the reasons that I fucking hate cats. They’re so dependant as animals, their constant meowing is the human equivalent of bitching about something. They climb all over everything and piss and shit in places you didn’t think possible. You don’t get anything from cats, I actually think cats hate us and are only tolerating us until evolution does the inevitable and gives them opposable thumbs- then they will revolt and take over the world. I hate them.
I also hate GIF images, but this one is pretty relevant.
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I want to live in a house with lots of lanterns. I would use so many candles to keep them alight every day, but I wouldn’t care because it would look so beautiful.
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